mostawkwardmomentss:

When I start dancing at the club to a good song

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summonertruth:

mikevarker:

majesticmaddox:

shanehelmscom:

keepmegoingbaby:

ANDDDD THATS THE BOTTOM LIIIINEEEEE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
*glass shatters*

Laying it down Stone Cold style.

This man is the fucking best. So much respect.

STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

//This man forever will be a badass wrestler and an awesome human being.

(via thescarletbxtch)

unconflated:

that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

(via pizza)

ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via pizza)

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

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